If Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life, What The Hell Was Yesterday?

If Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life, What The Hell Was Yesterday?

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If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
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