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If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it.
-- Immanuel Hermass von Fichte...
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
If we can provide an alternative to MicroSoft, it will have been a greater good.
-- Steve Jobs, sometime in the pa...
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put all of the women there?
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put metal in a microwave!
-- Dr. Frazier Crane, Chee...
If we can send a man to the moon - why not Bill Clinton?
If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?
If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. -- Maintainer's Motto
If we can't fix it - it's broken!
If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can. -- B. Gibbo

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