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• Time is like money... You never have enough.
• There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
• The military is developing artificial intelligence because that way they can have the perfect fighting man - smart enough to understand what he's been told to do
  but stupid enough that he never questions why....
• Why is that there are never enough days in a weekend?
• I know that every time one door closes, another door opens, but why do these hallways have to be so dark?
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• Yes... why do we have to have evil?" "Ah, I think it's something to do with free will.
  -- God (played splendidly by the late Sir Ralph Richardson) in TIME BANDITS...