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• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet.
  What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?...
• When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
  When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down....
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Ross Perot doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck.
• Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #55...