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• My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
• By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• My computer uses 12AX7's. It's slow, but sounds great.
• My modem isn't slow. It's "baudily" challenged.
• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
  The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
• Time is Money! Steal some today!
• My shock & waterproof, antimagnetic watch caught on fire.
• Watch it - you're trying my infinite patience.