If This Was A Real Emergency, You'd've Been Trampled.

If This Was A Real Emergency, You'd've Been Trampled.

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If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.

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This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
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