If This Were The Best Of All Possible Worlds, I Could Come To The Phone Right Now, But I Can't, So If You Could Leave Your Name And Number.

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If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to
the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your
name and number...
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...