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• The world spins and you slap against the floor.
• Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
• I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
• You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
• No eye to watch, and no tongue to wound us, All earth forgot, and all heaven around us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Come o'er the Sea...
• Have you ever wondered why clouds behave in such familiar ways when each specimen is so unique?
  Or why the energy exchange market is so unpredictable?...
• Geographers do it around the world.
• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
  Which is why you never get anything done at work!...
• What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us- and that's "selfishness.
  -- Will Roge...