Related:

• Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
  -- Walter Mule...
• Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
• Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
• Information is heresay, knowledge is an eve
• It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening
  it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future....
• Simmon's Law The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.
• In the event of earthquake, duck, cover and hold.
• I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
  A politician strikes me as an excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in circles at high speed....