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If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
-- Deep...
If there was a wait for Q to show up, would there be a Q-wait?
If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
If there were more women judges, more women would go to jail!
If there were no clouds, we wouldn't enjoy the sun.
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Epitre a l'Auteur du Livre des Trois Imposteurs, cxi...
If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?
If there were no other proof of the infinite patience of God with men, a very good one could be found in His toleration of the pictures that are painted of Him.
-- Thomas Merto...

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