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If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent i
A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it....
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
If there 's delight in love, 't is when I see That heart which others bleed for, bleed for me.
-- William Congreve (1670-1729) -- The Way of the World, Act iii, Sc. 12...
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of "bag.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If there's ever anything I can do for you -- or, more to the point, to you, don't hesitate to ask.
*What?* Which word didn't you understand?...
If there's no free lunch, I'll settle for breakfast.
If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it. -- Yogi Berra
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more free time?
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
They're just not ready. -- Deep Though...

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