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  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
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• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
  -- Mark Twai...
• In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.
  -- Mark Twai...