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If the product being advertised is so great, why is it always compared to the leading brand?
If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the construct itself, then the compiler writer has blown it badly.
-- Guy L. Steele, Jr., Tartan Laboratorie...
If the purpose of pornography is to excite sexual desire, it is unnecessary for the young, inconvenient for the middle-aged, and unseemly for the old.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge...
If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One.
.. I am become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds. -- J. Robert Oppenheimer ...
If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I 'll be hanged.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there are no stupid questions, then what sort of questions do stupid people ask? -- Dogbe
If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.7....
If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.
-- Adam Walinsky...
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
-- Second Law of Business Meetings If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....

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