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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
If the people are to be the governors, who then shall be the governed?
-- Cotton Mather, leader of the Salem Witch-hu...
If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. -- Yogi Berra
If the people in a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.
-- Snell Putney...
If the people lead, the leaders will follow.
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear....
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me -- Song title by Jimmy Buffe
If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #22
If the presence of electricity can be made visible in any part of a circuit, I see no reason why intelligence may not be transmitted instantaneously by electricity.
-- Samuel F. B. Morse...
If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
-- Fourth Law of Thermodynamics -- David Elli...

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