If That Man In The PTL Is Such A Healer, Why Can't He Make His Wife's Hairdo Go Down?
If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's
hairdo go down?
-- Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- Robin William
19) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland...
Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin William
Carpe Diem, lads. Sieze the day. Make your lives extraordinary.
-- Robin Williams, Dead Poet's Society...
A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.