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If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
If penicillin is such a wonder drug, how come it can't cure bread mold? -- Ron Smith
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstei...
If people behaved in the way nations do they would all be put in straitjackets.
-- Tennessee William...
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. -- Kelvin Throop
If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them, so of course it kills them.
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.
-- Doug Larso...
If people destroy something replaceable made my mankind, they are called vandals.
If they destroy something irreplaceable made by God, they are called developers....
If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less. -- Curtois' Rule.
If people looked like their passport photos, very few nations would let them in.

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