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• Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• There is no such thing as a functional illiterate. -- Kelvin Throop
• Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
  -- Kelvin Throop III...
• The real world is not user-friendly. -- Kelvin Throop
• Freedom has no meaning of itself. There are always restrictions, be they legal, genetic, or physical.
  If you don't believe me, try to chew a radio signal. -- Kelvin Throop III...
• I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
  Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....