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I found this seance to pass the most stringent tests of credulity, with the minor exception of a phonograph, which was found under Madame Reynaud's dress.
-- Without Feathers -- Woody Alle...
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If our founding fathers were alive today, they'd roll over in their graves.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
If our standard of living gets much higher, most of us won't be able to afford it.
if (output == CRAP) eat_words()
If parts allure thee, think how Bacon shin'd, The wisest, brightest, meanest of mankind!
Or ravish'd with the whistling of a name, See Cromwell, damn'd to everlasting fame!...
If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
-- Warren Buffet, Washington Po...

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