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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house.
And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to. -- Yakov Smirnoff...
I found out who the spirit was that designed the Winchester Mystery House. Helen keller.
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
I found the answer . . . but forgot the question.
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp! -- Famous Last Word
I found the traaaaaaaaap.... -- Famous Last Word
I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
I found this news absolutely dismaying..." Edith Cresson (Premier, France) (edith@paris.
gov.fr) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....

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