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I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes......
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill..
I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy.
I expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babie...

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