I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?
-- Wendy Liebman
because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?
-- Wendy Liebman
Related:
- I think I'd be a good mother--maybe a little overprotective.
Like I would never let the kid out--of my body. ... - You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with
a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"
"Why,
what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen... - You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
"Why,
what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't... - You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
"Why,
what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen... - I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said,... - I told my mother I was going to have natural childbirth.
She said to me, "Linda, you've been taking drugs all... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my
mother's maiden name.
Paula...
