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I Fought The Lawn And The Lawn Won.
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I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
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I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
Should I weed the lawn or say it's a garden?
Cut the Grass!: Moses Law
Lawn Care: Ray King
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the street...the sidewalk...the lawn...
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW -- Pick up line
I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn! -- Heard in Bethlehem
