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I Found A Happy Medium, So I Annoyed Her.
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I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
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I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy.
I expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babie...
Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
-- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ociou...
When buying clothes, I wear an extra medium.
Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
Fry...
Homer: [sullen] Did you talk about me in therapy today?
Marge: I don't think so. Homer: Tell me the truth!...
Have I found GOD? Why, did you lose Her AGAIN?
I feel happy! I feel happy! [THUD]
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.