Related:

• Law of the Marketplace: If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.
• Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
• If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one is at fault.
  -- The RPCISPE's Seventeenth Universal Law...
• In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so. -- The RPCISPE's First Universal Law
• Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
• Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
• Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
• Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
• That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...