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• By writing my fears down on paper I will see that not only am I afraid of everything but that I also have really bad penmanship.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I -can see a light blur.
  -- C3PO (Star Wars)...
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• But whether there's some grand design really matters little to me.
  My only hope was this: to see what might be, to believe that it should be, and then to do all I could to bring it to pass, whatever the cost....
• HAIKU: But how can this be? My Teacher commands me: Press ENTER to exit.
• If only my computer could cook...
• Now if I could only find the Video switch!
• Now if only The Whalers could fight like that in a game...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...