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• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
• If men could get pregnant, it would help hide the beer bellies.
• Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy
• In the NY subway, a commercial for an abortion clinic goes.
  .. Pregnant? We can help! to which someone had scribbled: Not pregnant? I can help!!...
• Care to guess how the fetus would vote on abortion?
• Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant.
• Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it.
  Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors....
• The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.