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  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
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• Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
• Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
  (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....
• Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
  (1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President....