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If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.
If it compiles, leave it. Thus shall work! -- Sveinar and two of his friends...
If it doens't fit, cast it.
If it doesn't come from you, shouldn't it come from Gerber? -- Bristol Meyers baby formula ad
If it doesn't have recursive function calls, Real Software Engineers don't program in it.
If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. -- Hill's Fourth Commentary on Murphy's Law
If it doesn't matter who wins, then how come they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi
If it doesn't, paint it!
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