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If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell -- Old Testament -- Psalm cxxxix, 9
If I talk over people's heads, Ike must talk under their feet.
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.
-- New Testament -- Romans xii, 18...
If it bleeds, you can kill it -- Predato
If it breaks, you used too big a hammer. -- Paul's Third Law
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.
-- W. W. Chandle...
If it can be understood, it's not finished yet. -- Paul Herbig
If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires. -- Sherry Gradito
If it can go wrong it will, while HE'S out of town. -- Mrs. Murphy's Law
If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science, it is opinion. -- Lazarus Long
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