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• I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• How does one distinguish these two statements from each other?
  'I don't make the laws, I just enforce them.' 'I vus only followink orders.'...
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• I am grateful for all my problems. As each of them was overcome I became stronger and more able to meet those yet to come.
  I grew on all my difficulties. -- J. C. Penney...
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....