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• If I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
• I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
• If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
  -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
• I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
  ~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702...
• You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
• Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
• And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?
  And you may say to yourself "MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?" -- The Talking Head...
• Troi: "What's it like being an android?" Timothy: "'I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically.
  '" Troi: "You don't? No emotion at all?" Timothy: "'That is correct....
• I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
  fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?...