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• If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
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• If God had not created beer, man would have had to invent it.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....