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.. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I feel just as reduced being called a system as I do being called a clock. -- Thomas, Mindwalk
I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...
I feel like a 20-year old! Unfortunately, there aren't any here.
-- Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party...
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. -- William H. Mauldin, "Up Front" 1944
I feel like alien cells are replicating and superseding my internal organs. -- Howard The Duck
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
I feel like a million...but one at a time, please. -- Mae We
I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. 'What do you want to eat, sir?
Broccoli?' Broccoli's a side dish! Always has been, always will be! -- Denis Leary...

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