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• Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr.
  Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store....
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• One Law for the Lion and Ox is oppression. -- William H. Blake (1757-1827)
• I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW -- Pick up line
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...
• Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
• And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going and making yourself like everybody else.
  You feel that, don't you?" said he, earnestly. -- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere...
• I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound
  if I can remember any of the damn things. -- Dorothy Parker, The Portable, 1944...
• When I want to buy up any politicians I always find the anti-monopolists the most purchasable.
  They don't come so high. -- William H. Vanderbilt (1821-1885)...