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If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.
-- B.B. Frankli...
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist.
When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody....
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If a listing has a beginning it has an end. -- Brunk's Law of Programming
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
-- Marcel Prou...
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?
-- Thomas Henry Huxley...
If all children had obeyed their parents, we would still live in the stoneage.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith...
If all I'm offered is a choice between monopolistic privilege with regulation and monopolistic privilege without regulation, I'm afraid I have to opt for the former.
-- Nicholas Johnso...
If all is not lost, then where is it?

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