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• What causes the holes in Swiss cheese?
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went into the grocery store today. I said, "Give me a dollar's worth of potatoes.
  He said, "We don't slice 'em." I said, "Give me fifty cents' worth of Swiss cheese....
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet.
  -- Kliba...
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh