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• The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
• I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
  Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food....
• The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Cats: Pit bull junk food.
• You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
• I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
• QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.