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If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 10E5, I know he's full of crap.
-- Richard Phillips Feynman (1918-1988) -- "What Do You Care What Other People Think?...
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. -- New Testament -- Mark iii, 25
I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
You've never been a parent. -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", sta...
If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already done it.
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulde...
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd run Wildcat!
If alcohol is bad, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?

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