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If a dog bites you 1,048,576 times, is that a megabite?
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you
but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -- Alfred North Whitehead...
If a dragonrider had a pet wolf, it'd be a weyr-wolf!
If a due participation of office is a matter of right, how are vacancies to be obtained?
Those by death are few; by resignation, none....
If A equals B then you're probably fucked. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z Where X is work, Y is play and Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstei...
If a faith healer has to have false teeth, wear glasses and use a hearing aid, well, so much for Oral Roberts!
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice
if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. -- Bill Vaugha...
If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. -- Phil Drabble
If a fish falls out of the sky, is it an act of cod?

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