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I Eat Swiss Cheese From The Inside Out. -- Steven Wrigh
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I eat swiss cheese from the inside out.
-- Steven Wright
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I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wrigh
You're in swiss cheese room.
What causes the holes in Swiss cheese?
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
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I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
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Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
