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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a fool would persist in his folly he would become wise. -- William Blake
If after every tempest come such calms, May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
-- H. L. Mencke...
if (age(dog) = old) then num_tricks := MAXTRICKS
If a generalist delights to find a law he is ecstatic when he finds a law about laws.
If laws in his eyes are good, laws about laws are delicious and are most praiseworthy objects of search....
If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem, with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who comes along.
If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1 passes.
Someone in the group has to be the manager. -- T. Cheatham...

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