Miscellaneous Collections

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I don't like dating rednecks because you can't do anything cultural with them.
Take them to an art gallery, and they'll say, "This is crap....
I don't like dogs. Keep getting mustard on my catching glove...
... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah
I don't like it (Quantum Mech.), and I'm sorry I had anything to do with it. -- Erwin Schroedinge
I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.
-- Clarence Darrow...
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't like talking to philosophers. I'm always worried that they might be laughing behind my back because they know I don't exist.

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