Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved this year.
-- Victor Borge...
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. -- Ronald Mabbi
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. -- Marilyn Monroe
I don't mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the publicity I can get. -- Ruth Buzzi
I don't mind occasionally having to reinvent a wheel
I don't even mind using someone's reinvented wheel occassionally....
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo...
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
-- Sir Edward Appleto...
I don't mind you *thinking* I'm stupid, but don't *talk* to me like I'm stupid. -- Harlan Elliso
I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.

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