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• I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Loui
• After meat comes mustard; or, like money to a starving man at sea, when there are no victuals to be bought with it.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. viii...
• My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do not like me anymore, I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse, I ponder on the narrow house I shudder at the thought of men I'm due to fall in love again.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "Enough Rope...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
• I See Your Face Printed On My Money
• And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
  iv...
• My thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. lvii...
• In my hot youth, when George the Third was king.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 212...