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I don't see how you can eat peanuts with that!
I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
"No, sir. I am an android." Almost as bad....
I don't see the point of lecturers talking, except to resolve some of the ambiguities in their handwriting.
I don't see the problem. Satan is a Christian God.
Satanists are a kind of off-beat christians. They don't need a group of their own -- they belong in some christian group, or talk....
I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating...
I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there.
I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!

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