Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I don't meet competition, I crush it. -- Charles Revso
I don't mind a man going around telling lies about me, but he'll hear from me if he dares to tell the truth!
-- Jimmy Savo...
I don't mind arguing with myself. Its when I lose that it bothers me. -- Richard Powe
I don't mind being ... fat. I was in the Big Man's Shop and a salesman came up to me and said, "We have jogging suits in your size.
Why? Last time I ran was in '82. I didn't hear the bells on the i...
I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I don't have to live there.
I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill.
I don't mind being pampered, but I will NOT be possessed!!!
I don't mind crazies. At least they're committed!
I don't mind getting messy to have a good time.
I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children.

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