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• Graffiti is a language people who use public places seem to speak.
• Speak French, but I sure kiss that way!
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
• It was like french kissing an electrical outlet...
• I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. -- Charles V
• Dress impressively like the French, speak with authority like the Germans, have blond hair like the Scandinavians, and speak of no American presidents except, Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Kennedy.
  -- Sylvaine Rouy Neve...
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....