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I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time. -- Dennis Mille
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I don't need you, you know--I can be lonely all by myself.
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before??
I don't often make a mistake, but when I do, it's a beaut. -- Fiorello La Guardia
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
I don't patronize bunny rabbits! -- Heathe
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'. -- Red Skelto
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.
-- Bob Dobbes, in Newsweek...
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