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I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are.
Hey, where am I? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I don't pretend to understand the universe--it's much bigger than I am. -- Einstei
I don't purr - I don't beep - I ain't cute!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I dont read these either...
I don't really trust a sane person. -- Lyle Alzado
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business.
I don't see any archers. -- Famous Last Word
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