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I don't take your complaining seriously.
I don't take your whining seriously.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like and if you have babies, you have babies.
-- Randall Terry, one of the people behind the curre...
I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I don't respond well to mellow.
You know what I mean? I have a tendency to--if I get too mellow--I ripen and then rot....
I don't think I'd be so bored if I didn't have so much to do.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard...
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I don't think I'm ever more "aware" than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I don't think it's fair to call people middle-aged just because they're not so young anymore.
-- Syd Hoff...

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